Friday, December 18, 2009

Things I'll Miss About Being Pregnant


1. How far out of their way strangers will go to help you.

2. Typing with two hands.

3. For once in my life, my ass looked proportional to the rest of my body.

4. The feeling of anticipation and curiosity--what will she be like, what will it feel like to be a mom...?

5. That terrified look in some men's eyes when they see a pregnant woman coming toward them--in the grocery store, mall, or a restaurant.  I never figured out if this look was due to personal experience with pregnant people or lack of it.

6. Always knowing where my daughter is and that she is safe.

7. People will let you blame ANYTHING on pregnancy--too much appetite or too little, mood swings, naps, poor job performance, forgetfulness....

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